Abandoned farm house in Portugal. This fantastic structure is a part of Quinta da Alcaidaira-Mor (http://www.portugalhotel.org/en/), a bed and breakfast in Ourém, Portugal. Though the location is a little dull, the the old vineyard where you can rent a room or refurbished farm house, is a great place for a relaxing holiday. It's quiet and beautiful, and they have a super cute donkey named Augusto. Spend a short week there to recharge your batteries, I'm sure you'll love it. If you don't, rent a car and drive to Lisbon or Porto, if you don't love it there either you're a real pisser.